Get out of my house.

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:30:25 GMT

Bet ya didnt see this coming... Doctor T.... IS BACK IN THE HOUSE. until later my precious, this is all u get.
(And spread the word, since most people took me off their friends list after I didnt update for 12 years)

Abba Zabba, you midgs only friend...

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 02:58:43 GMT

It has come to my attention, that we have all been banned from midgs livejournal. That in fact is super gay.

sf anavrin: the only one who CAN post comments are the sl00t and her fat ugly friend

sf anavrin: who should be on the swan

Midg, quit being a fag and taking everything too seriously, let us make fun of you in your own livejournal, and all this, itll blow over in 6 to 8 weeks, u have my word..jag bag. Spring break is next week. Im excited. Even though I wont see julia all week, Im gonna work with my dad and hit up jiggs house sometime. Im missing out on CPIII, but no worries, DM (dirtymark, sounds kinda cool, like DK (donkey Kong) or something) will be there sometime again over the summer, itll be G as hell. And Jiggs, me, Hunter, and Henry are doin a spicegirls cover of wannabe. Ill send you the tabs and you hafta help us edit out the "gay" and leave the "slightly less gay". gonna be monies.

Pee Pee bump.

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 01:04:20 GMT

Ok, so the new hip place to be is the No_Midg community. Come check us out, and sign up if you want. You cant be Midg tho. Or his Sl00t. Or sl00ts ugly-faced friend, or a jew. Thank you, that is all.

HaxZoRz

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 04:07:07 GMT

It has come to my attention that Boohiss has boned midgs gf. Now this, is what I call, amazing. A congradulations would be in order, but from what i hear, its no accomplishment. Anyways, we salute you boohiss, and all your sexing, of other peoples gfs.

P.S. Midgs gf is a SlutZor.

Id be funny if i wasnt computer illiterate

Sun, 28 Mar 2004 04:46:05 GMT

Today was pretty... terrible AND fun at the same time... weird. I woke up, and had like 2 deluxe big breakfasts and a hot cakes from mcdonalds. Then about an hour later had some thai food. After I was too fat to move, my mom informed me we had to remove our sub-pump from our sewer and repalce it. So i got it out and it took 2 hours to separate the cast iron bar from the pump and the help of two of my moms friends. After I smelt worse then Midg It was time to head off to Julias for a movie. The movie was terrible but I had fun with her. Afterwards we hung out at her house until her dad drove me and my broke ass bike home. When I arrived home I found that we have abosulutely zero food. I think seeing Julia made the day worth waking up for.

So yesterday I found out next summer were gonna pimp out japan, the summer before I leave for college and after I get kicked out of my house for turning 18. Its gonna be, in the words of mike, hardcore G (sf anavrin: the airport alone is hardcore G). I cant wait. I mean, as tall as I am, (5'11") Im like a god in their country anyways. Maybe they'll make me Prime Minister, or president, or godzilla, or whatever theyre called over there. And then theres all the hardcore G sluts... who i WILL avoid because by that time Ill be married of course. :-* Alright, this was a huge waste of all your times, so go cut yourselves.

Battle Royale

Sun, 21 Mar 2004 07:32:33 GMT

"Why!?!...STOP..STOP!!"
- #3 Kenai

Which Battle Royale Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Im the Edward Scissor hand jap. equivalent. BAM.

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRR2

Sun, 21 Mar 2004 06:13:36 GMT

omagod... this weekend was better then 15 sexes with midgs sister. Your probabaly saying "has he gone mad, better then 15 sexes with lil midg" but yes, it was. Me and midg arrived around 3:30 friday, and waited outside while the former Spectral Fire finished their circle jerk. We then watched em finish recording and watched J2 molest the drums. fo real. We then ordered like 20 tacos from like El Taco De Mexico or something like that, and they were amazing. Later, Jiggs friend Alan came over and the five of us (boohiss was there as well) watched the best movie ever, Battle Royale. And as you all know, there was much making out, thats a given though. Then Jiggs brother came down after leaving the house with a buncha novelty plastic baseball bats saying "we won". Ive come to the conclusion that him and his friends challenged a buncha black people to a game of chess. After the movie, I played some pool, and we all did our own things for a while til sleep, except midg and alan, they played FFXI cuz theyre turbo h-mos. This mornin we woke up and sat around til danny and BJ came over. BJ pimped his lefty guitar, left, then we all watched BBBRRRRRRRRR2. In one word... ItTookAwayMeHorny. I didnt know a movie with that much killing could suck, but it had its moments i guess. I left Jiggs and went to julias. me and her watched gladiator. So all and all, a good weekend thus far.
Sorry this post lacked any funny at all, but it'll come soon, next post, along with a pic of me bonin midgs sister. and my mood.... predatory. I think that means i eat people. Watch out now bitches.

(Corection: sf anavrin: yeah nice
sf anavrin: cept alan = tom)
whatever

Im back

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 20:17:48 GMT

First off, thanx midg for editing my last post... ingenius. Second, I pwned my debate Tuesday. I was all like "Dont come into my house, kick my dog, take my pen, and expect me not to pwn you dude". I might have to take a 9th period mext year now too (Mr Solomon is forcing me to take argument/debate class and join the debate team). Me and the ladies aren't good, and will probabaly never be good again. I dont know if I can love someone or even be with someone who constantly treats me like shit and ignores me. What can I do besides look at my options. Right now all thats in front of me is Midg... so I won't bail yet. But if your reading this Julia, straighten the fuck out, seriously, because Im tired of you doing all this bogus shit. Now, off the bitching and crying, weight trainin burns the pee pee, in a good way. I missed this morning because I woke up to find my alarm clock like broken on my floor. I was pissed because I was so close to getting my new football shirt, and the shirt pwns. Maybe next week though. Im at Midgs so Ima go raid his fridg and panty drawer.

DirtyMark = stupid jerk

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 23:45:50 GMT

~~I love you Julia.~~

P.S. What the fuck does quixotic mean?

P.P.S. I also post in my community No_Boohiss , so I probabaly wont post as much here. So go join the community (all are welcome) and read my pointless posts.

This is for you midg

Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:51:02 GMT

Ok, so this chicks grandparents (www.livejournal.com/users/midg/) died so I made fun of her... but she deleted my comments... whatever, it was hilarious. Thats basically the highlight of my day, that, and waking up with a Ginormous boner. My mom went out for 6 hours and when she called to ask what I wanted from burger king and I said "15 tacos" (jokingly), she took me serious. Me and my remaining 6 tacos are happy I guess.

So, Ive done it again.. Ive failed at life

Wed, 28 Jan 2004 02:27:03 GMT

Ok, i took 2 finals today, US History and Band. I would have taken gym, but my teacher cut school... wtf. So, I was confident about my US grade, thought I aced that bitch, my mom just looked at edline, I got a 50%. And my band final was easy as fuck, but my teacher made up a bunch of cuts for me so I might be failing. Basically, Im fucked, and will probabaly have a semester GPA of like 2.5. I hate the world. And to top it all off, Mikes being a stupid jew about all this going to his house and shit, what a boner. He claims he has an eye doctor appointment, who goes to the eye doctor anymore? That shits so like 1999. Me and midg will still probabaly come over and break in or some shit, and invite his gf over, and play doctor.

What the fuck, now my moms yelling at me about how "I failed at life thus far" and how I should leave Whitney because I don't deserve anything good to happen to me. what a bitch. Im starting to feel like boohiss now. shit.

Load off my mind = My load in Jigg's eye

Sat, 24 Jan 2004 21:00:03 GMT

Ok, so finals are next week, I'm gonna have straight C's, my GPA's gonna drop under a 3.0, I have nothing to study for them, I dont care anymore. So after finals Im gonna get my mind off how I might one day end up like my brother, so here's the game plan if Jiggs or Midg is reading this. Thursday I go to Midg's house, we go get some breakfast or something (since we get out from Earth Science at 9:30). We hang around, warm up on our MKDD, kill your rabbits, just do something. Then I sleep over, and the next day we go to Jigg's house when he gets out of class at 1 o'clock. You call in work sick so you dont have to leave early as hell saturday morning. Then we do it in da mouf, and the eye, and the butt. It'll be romantic. And Jiggs can invite his lady over for 4 (wo)man MKDD since were never gonna get more then that so I gave up hope. We eat all of Jiggs Sausage and Pancake on a stick the next morning (with some taco on the side), and we leave so Jiggs can have some "quality time" to himself. That's the plan. Midg, clear your schedule, and Jiggs, STFU, it will happen.

Correction: Midg just told me he works from 6-10 on thursday, so the new plans will be go to work with the midg. Workout for a couple hours, then swim for a few more hours, then, sloppy sex in the locker room.

Fucked... in da mouf

Fri, 23 Jan 2004 14:46:25 GMT

Alright, so basically, I've been sick at home for 3 days, and the school nurse doesnt want me coming back to school til im better, but I start finals next week. the thing about finals is all my books and shit are in my lokcer, and I need them for this weekend. And today I supposedly have a band concert at 6, which I just found out about yesterday, which is gonna count for half our final grade, and I cant go. All my friends are having problems too. Jiggs' lady is being a douche (Im not sure if he fixed things or murdered her or what yet), The Midg is still the midg, and Bohiss is still touching them children. Maybe some megaman will cheer me up.

Ok, turns out that Jiggs lady didn't fuck him over, just got into a car accident. I hope shes alright, well, I could care less, cuz this shits hilarious.

sf anavrin: but its like tetris dude
sf anavrin: a few mistakes and it all goes to hell
sf anavrin (6:20:09 PM): cause you always want to keep the relationship at the point where there is an opening for the straight piece

The Uprising of Gay Boners

Wed, 21 Jan 2004 17:29:31 GMT

Due to popular demand, heres my livejournal (popular demand being the midg). Im trying to edit all these color schemes and shit, but what i got will have to do for now. Im home from school with strep throat because some jew at school gave it to me. Well this shits really gay so this might be my first AND last post. Im just going to work on my yahoo webpage or something, later fuckers.